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Lemniskate

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

(Camel paintings)

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Artist and Musician

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"He's an abstract artist."

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"Feel better, dear?"

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

Punkins

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

The Sculptor

Art Plagiarism

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"It's called 'Sold'."

'Picasso'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

I'm color blind, please help.

How Art Works.

Artistic license.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Medical Arts Building

The painting Painter

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.