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His cheapest artist's model.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

(Camel paintings)

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Lemniskate

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Feel better, dear?"

"He's an abstract artist."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Art Plagiarism

Woman knitting a washing line.

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Picasso'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Harps and Embroidery.

"I'm ahead of my time."

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

I'm color blind, please help.

How Art Works.

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'