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His cheapest artist's model.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

(Camel paintings)

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Lemniskate

"He's an abstract artist."

"Feel better, dear?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Art Plagiarism

Woman knitting a washing line.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"It's called 'Sold'."

'Picasso'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Harps and Embroidery.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

How Art Works.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

I'm color blind, please help.

"I'm ahead of my time."

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'