Shape Creator Gifts

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Feel better, dear?"

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'Picasso'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"How are your latte art classes going?"

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

Medical Arts Building

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

The Polygon family at home

Painting Music

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

"Pfft. Derivative."

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Evolution of the Mathematician.