Solid Shapes Explorer Gifts

Solid Geometry Dog.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

In Difficulties.

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Crayo-Blah

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

The Polygon family at home

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Look Larry, this one has air coming out of it!'

'Maybe this is a question that should be left to the philosophers.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

"I'm a landscape gardener."

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

A Wrecked-angle.

Before you ask me for a date outside of the comics, be warned that you would encounter something in a woman that you might find confusing and frightening: Three dimensions. ? ?

North America. South America. Greenland. Europe. Africa. Asia. India. Have you notices that North America, South America, Greenland, Africa and India are all pointed on the bottom? Yes - that's continental drip.

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

Shadow Artist

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"