Symmetry Seeker T-Shirts

A Palindrome Cow.

'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.'

Achieving symmetry.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Any questions?"

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Modern Major General

The World's Easiest Airport

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Frederic Chopin

New York Netherworld

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Edvard Grieg

Bird Symbol Hunting

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Cesar Franck

Eureka

Sergey Rahmaninov

Cosmology marches on. . .

Happy Violinist

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."