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'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Colonial Larrysburg.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Disco Owls

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Run from the hills!

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Robert Johnson

Gustave Charpentier

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Louis XIV

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."