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"Ha, Fanboys are imploding over Doctor Who being a woman."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Quentin Tarantino

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

Alien Birth

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

Fight Club.

Classic films: 'Eraserhead'

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

"Ok, what's so unique about you, Mr Superhero who's never been in a Hollywood Blockbuster man?"

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

After Three Hours Standing in a Random Basement. . .

"I wish I had that kind of energy."

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

Cult films!

Cow Kong.

"Then there is the episode when Kirk and Spock get stuck on this planet...."

2001: A Space Holiday

"The tests confirmed my suspicions, Mr. White. In the past few months, you've developed a small but apparently harmless cult following."

R.I.P. Donald Sutherland

"So, the self-anointed brandishing millions of followers. How is social media NOT a cult again?"

"He's become quite a cult figure."

Puppetry of the Penis