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"Ha, Fanboys are imploding over Doctor Who being a woman."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

Classic films: 'Eraserhead'

Fight Club.

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

Cult films!

Cow Kong.

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

"I wish I had that kind of energy."

After Three Hours Standing in a Random Basement. . .

'Some sort of religious ritual, Anderson! They seem to be worshiping it!'

Do you have a cult fiction section?

"He's become quite a cult figure."

R.I.P. Donald Sutherland

2001: A Space Holiday

"The tests confirmed my suspicions, Mr. White. In the past few months, you've developed a small but apparently harmless cult following."

Puppetry of the Penis