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"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

No-Work Orange

Bookworm Sleepover

Television Readers.

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Silence of the Chickens...

Paranormal A-Z...

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Audio Books

Flyfishing for dummies.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Author does not do tricks."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.