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"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

Fight Club.

Classic films: 'Eraserhead'

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

After Three Hours Standing in a Random Basement. . .

"I wish I had that kind of energy."

Cow Kong.

TV Trash

'Some sort of religious ritual, Anderson! They seem to be worshiping it!'

Kafka

Puppetry of the Penis

"The tests confirmed my suspicions, Mr. White. In the past few months, you've developed a small but apparently harmless cult following."

R.I.P. Donald Sutherland

Do you have a cult fiction section?

"He's become quite a cult figure."