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St. Edward the Confessor

"Who broke my St. Pius figurine?"

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

"So what's his story?"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Night-time halo

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Avoiding eternal damnation since 1982

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Retrospection.

"And God called the light day."

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

"I stopped believing in free will when I had my lawyer write mine."

Bird Sanctuary

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Priest And Aliens

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!

'More options!'

Doug Coe