Fresh Start Advocates Mugs

"New year...New me...New you."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Oligarchy

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Joe Biden

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

Wishing Well

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

One after another

'Honey, this the start of a fantastic career! Lunchtime is over and I still haven't been fired!'

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

'There's always optimism with new management.'

PEP TALKS!

Refugees Crisis

"But it will never get better if you picket"

What's Better? A Bunch of Establishmentarian Congresswomen or One Progressive WASP?

"Hogsworth, I'm starting my son at the bottom. No executive washroom key until he breaks 90."

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

2020

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!