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The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Set sail

Wishing Well

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Off to a bad start.

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Janus 2021

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

Springtime rabbits.

Happy Days are here again

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

Live, laugh, love

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

Do-over

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

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