New Age Dreamer Mugs

Healing Crystals

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Pipe Dream.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'