Ageless Dreamer T-Shirts

'How do I maintain this youthful appearance?'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Do you think I'm sixty?

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

You're never too old for ballet!

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

Inbox and Outbox

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

Parental Role Model

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Monster under the bed.

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Girl trying to be a woman

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Don't have nightmares!

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."