Dreamer At Any Age T-Shirts

"So...what do you want to be when you grow up?..."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Home Sweet Home

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Tree house.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'I could do that.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."