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'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Desert Island BBQ

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'I blame global warming!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Lemniskate

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Introducing Piza Island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'