New Age Explorer Prints

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

New Age Store.

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"Have you spoken to an herbalist?"

"My wife bought this polished stone with the word 'joy' inscribed in it ... I'd like to return it."

I'm getting back into yoga. Why? Maybe it's to center in the new year. Or to keep my body and spirit stretching. Or

'If you ask me, these 'New Age' guys are becoming way too soft...'

"Forth floor.. White goods.. Garden furniture.. Alternative medicine."

Californians Abroad.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

The Chameleon Spa

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Home depot."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Happy holidays for kids.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,