New Age Health Pillows

"You MAY be right and the pain may be the result of a 'misaligned chakra' but just humour me and let's see if the broken leg has anything to do with it!"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

New Age Store.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

This Year's Spa

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

The Inner Dog.

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Californians Abroad.

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

The Chameleon Spa

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

Venus Fly Trap

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

For Witches of a Certain Age