New Age Health Gifts

"You MAY be right and the pain may be the result of a 'misaligned chakra' but just humour me and let's see if the broken leg has anything to do with it!"

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

New Age Store.

This Year's Spa

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

The Inner Dog.

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Californians Abroad.

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

Connect This, Woo-Woos

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

The Chameleon Spa

Yogi Mayor

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

Venus Fly Trap

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"