New Age Healer Mugs

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little doctor.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

New Age Store.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

This Year's Spa

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

The Inner Dog.

Alternative Medicine.

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"The sea will doctor you now."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

The Children's Hospital

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Californians Abroad.

Fakir Shrink.

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

Connect This, Woo-Woos

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

Dancing Doctor

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

The Chameleon Spa

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."