Natural Healer Pillows

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Herbal/Verbal Remedies: "Snap out of it."

"The sea will doctor you now."

"The worst part about having a cold is everyone's helpful suggestions."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Vermont Home Remedies: 'Bottled aspirin? I'm afraid you'll have to go to Boston for that item.'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Alternative Medicine.

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Acupuncture Cheap

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

New Age Store.

Advances in Third World Healthcare

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

The New Age Dentist.

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Connect This, Woo-Woos

Natural Medicines

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."