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'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

Traumatology.

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

Medical Arts Building

The Cello Victims

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

Dancing Doctor

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

Musical pill box

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

Botanical violinist

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'Can't you forget about work just once, Anne?'

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

Singing Doctor

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

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