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"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Traumatology.

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

Medical Arts Building

'What I don't understand, is how a guy named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stayed out of fights long enough to compose any music.'

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

Botanical violinist

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

Bones Reunited

Earth and doctor

'Can't you forget about work just once, Anne?'

Blues Section...

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!