Music Healer Pillows

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Music Therapy

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Music Therapy

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Traumatology.

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'What I don't understand, is how a guy named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stayed out of fights long enough to compose any music.'

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

Medical Arts Building

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Botanical violinist

Bones Reunited

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

'Can't you forget about work just once, Anne?'

Earth and doctor

"It's all sounding a bit samey... do you know any Abba?"

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."