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'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Jerry Lordan

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Angel playing music

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

Traumatology.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Medical Arts Building

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Dancing Doctor

Botanical violinist

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Earth and doctor

A breastfeeding child learns music

'Can't you forget about work just once, Anne?'

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

"I miss the days of folk music."