Creative Healer Gifts

'Of course a medical diagnosis is as much an art as a science.'

Licensed Therapist

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

New Age Store.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Before the riots/after the riots

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Junior Doctor.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

The New Age Dentist.

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

Traumatology.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Medical Arts Building

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Dancing Doctor

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

Bones Reunited

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"