Imaginative Healer Gifts

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Junior Doctor.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Little doctor.

New Age Store.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

The New Age Dentist.

Traumatology.

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

Connect This, Woo-Woos

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

Medical Arts Building

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Dancing Doctor

"It's cooties."

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"