Creative Healer Pillows

'Of course a medical diagnosis is as much an art as a science.'

Licensed Therapist

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

New Age Store.

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Before the riots/after the riots

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Junior Doctor.

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

The New Age Dentist.

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Traumatology.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Medical Arts Building

Connect This, Woo-Woos

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Dancing Doctor

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Bones Reunited

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."