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"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

Covid vaccines

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Traumatology.

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Medical Arts Building

'Got anything for a headache?'

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

Big Ballet Dancer.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'Only way I could get him to come was to tell him it was massage therapy.'

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

An emergency broken heart.

NINJA GRAZER

Chinese dancers

The Hold Dance

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"