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Little doctor.

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Kids Playing Doctor.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Junior Doctor.

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

"So...you finally getting a girlfriend this year?"

"I'm ahead of my time."

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Medical Arts Building

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

The World's First Taxi...

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

"It's been my lifelong ambition! For the last two weeks."

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.

"One day, son, all this will be yaws."

"First one to peek pays the other's malpractice premiums for the year."

'Young man, haven't you ever heard of the hippocratic oath?'

Doctor using a crystal ball to diagnose patient,

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

"I spy something red."

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