Doctoring With A Twist Gifts

"...that's the way, aha aha I like it, aha aha....!"

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Kids Playing Doctor.

Onion operation.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"They used to call them G.P.s."

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

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'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"These aspirin are for me. That patient in room 102 is a real pain!"

"It's cooties."

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

"Doctor Smith your 12:30 pain in the neck is here."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'You're not my usual doctor.'