Doctoring With A Twist Pillows

"...that's the way, aha aha I like it, aha aha....!"

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Kids Playing Doctor.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Onion operation.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Surgery Instructions.

"They used to call them G.P.s."

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

Medical Arts Building

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

"These aspirin are for me. That patient in room 102 is a real pain!"

"It's cooties."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"Doctor Smith your 12:30 pain in the neck is here."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'You're not my usual doctor.'