Imaginative Doctors Pillows

Kids Playing Doctor.

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

A boy acting suspiciously

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Onion operation.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

Junior Doctor.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

"Kids."

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Surgery Instructions.

"They used to call them G.P.s."

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

Medical Arts Building

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

"It's cooties."