Doctor In The Making Pillows

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Anatomy.

"He's a whiz kid."

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."