Lil' Doc In Training Pillows

"You DO have health insurance, I assume!"

"Just be yourself."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Junior Doctor.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"He's a whiz kid."

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Doctors Without Borders/Lawyers Without Scruples...

"Well, there's nothing wrong with his lungs anyway."

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"It's cooties."

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'Stop her Henry!'

"They're to remind me to change your bandages."

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

"Yes, hello. I'm hoping you've found a cure for my hiccups...but I'm not holding my breath!"

'I'll level with you...You're sick as a dog.'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

The older you get, the younger they get.

'I want to change to another doctor, because I've read all of the magazines in your waiting room.'

'The doctor will be a little late...why don't you discuss each others ailments until he gets here!'