Little Doctor In Training Pillows

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Just be yourself."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Junior Doctor.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Doc's Kid.

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Well, there's nothing wrong with his lungs anyway."

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'Stop her Henry!'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

'I'll level with you...You're sick as a dog.'

Pediatrics - Anatomy

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

The older you get, the younger they get.

"When will I be old enough to start suing people?"

"You DO have health insurance, I assume!"

'How sweet, they're playing 'Doctors and Nurses.''