Little Veterinarian Pillows

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Pony Rides

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Junior Doctor.

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Hamster IV

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

'Stop her Henry!'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

Hamster.

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

'I'm sorry but I'm a small animal vet.'

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

'I used to want to be a vet!...But I changed my mind!'

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

'I'll level with you...You're sick as a dog.'

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

"The usual, please, Ken."

'Bovine Palpation'

'How sweet, they're playing 'Doctors and Nurses.''

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

'We appreciate you loyalty to your clientele, Doctor,...

Horse Play.

'Physiology! Pharmacology! Bacteriology! Anatomy!...'