Little Veterinarian Gifts

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Pony Rides

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Junior Doctor.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

Hamster IV

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

'Stop her Henry!'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'I'm sorry but I'm a small animal vet.'

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

Hamster.

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

'I'll level with you...You're sick as a dog.'

'I used to want to be a vet!...But I changed my mind!'

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

"The usual, please, Ken."

'Bovine Palpation'

'How sweet, they're playing 'Doctors and Nurses.''

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

'We appreciate you loyalty to your clientele, Doctor,...

Horse Play.