Little Doctor In Training Mugs

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Just be yourself."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Junior Doctor.

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Doc's Kid.

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"Well, there's nothing wrong with his lungs anyway."

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'Stop her Henry!'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

"Truthfully, it's a very dangerous procedure. But I've observed it a number of times on YouTube."

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

Pediatrics - Anatomy

'I'll level with you...You're sick as a dog.'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

The older you get, the younger they get.

"You DO have health insurance, I assume!"

"When will I be old enough to start suing people?"