Little Doctor Play Mugs

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Junior Doctor.

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Doc's Kid.

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Well, there's nothing wrong with his lungs anyway."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Junior doctor kits.

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'