Tiny Play Doctor Mugs

'Reflexes normal.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Junior Doctor.

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Doc's Kid.

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Junior doctor kits.

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'