Little Doctor At Heart Pillows

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Children's artwork exhibition.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Junior Doctor.

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I hold him hostage?'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

Doc's Kid.

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.'

"Well, there's nothing wrong with his lungs anyway."

Be 5 Again

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

Humpty Dumpty as a young egg.