Aspiring Doctor Pillows

"I don't care what they did on ER. You don't need an emergency triple bypass. You need an aspirin."

'I'm afraid we can't accept you as a medical student, your handwriting is far too legible. '

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'She's lucky, Susan. Not's the time to be sick while medicare still has some money.'

Junior doctor kits.

Little MD Kit...Little HMO Bureaucrat Kit.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

'The guidance counselor thinks my sloppy writing will help my career goal of becoming a doctor.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."