Aspiring Medical Professionals Pillows

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Anatomy.

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'