Innovative Doctor Gifts

Medical Arts Building

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Little doctor.

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

Onion operation.

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'That was quick!'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

"...that's the way, aha aha I like it, aha aha....!"

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

I like having an older doctor. He understands my ailments and has most of em!