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Nurse cautioning a patient

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

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Happy Birthday to you.

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"They used to call them G.P.s."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Just Browsing.

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

Transplant delivery

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

"These aspirin are for me. That patient in room 102 is a real pain!"

"Let's not talk about your diagnosis. It depresses me too much."

'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'

'You wanted a second opinion?'

'Doctor will you step out here and adjust Mr. Hendrick's pacemaker?'

'Spin GP'

"We found traces of conscience, fortunately we caught it early."

'If you're tired of only hearing good news or bad news, we're running a special on 'meh' news.'

"I'm not very good at delivering bad news so you're perfectly fine."

'The amputation went well Mr. Johnstone but we have had one slight hiccup.'