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"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"You want proof? There's your proof."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Chemistry Improv Theater

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'I don't know, doc. I'm okay. It's just that I don't feel as happy as a clam.'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."