Teeth Treatment Explorer Prints

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Chemistry Improv Theater

"You want proof? There's your proof."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'I don't know, doc. I'm okay. It's just that I don't feel as happy as a clam.'