Ontological Inquirer Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with someone who loves exploring existence and reality? Our curated collection for the ontological inquirer blends humor and philosophical charm, making thoughtful presents that inspire curiosity and critical thinking.

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An awareness of the human condition momentarily held up the breakfast preparations.

An awareness of the human condition momentarily held up the breakfast preparations. mockup

An awareness of the human condition momentarily held up the breakfast preparations.

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Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book) mockup

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

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'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!' mockup

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

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Do Guns Kill?

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You can relax now.

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'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...' mockup

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

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'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.' mockup

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

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"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference." mockup

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

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"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing." mockup

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

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"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts." mockup

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

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Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.' mockup

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

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Lost and Profound.

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'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.' mockup

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

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'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?' mockup

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

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"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force." mockup

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

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"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk." mockup

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

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'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.' mockup

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

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Jobbik Party.

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Religion, This End Up

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"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others." mockup

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

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God hounded by the media.

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"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!" mockup

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

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"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon." mockup

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

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"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom." mockup

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

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"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise." mockup

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

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"I can only give you name rank and the number of my agent..."

"I can only give you name rank and the number of my agent..." mockup

"I can only give you name rank and the number of my agent..."

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"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?" mockup

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"

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"And where did you come from?"

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"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"

"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?" mockup

"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"

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"And if you did, why did you cross the road?"

"And if you did, why did you cross the road?" mockup

"And if you did, why did you cross the road?"

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Talk or you'll be forced to watch bad TV commercials!

Talk or you'll be forced to watch bad TV commercials! mockup

Talk or you'll be forced to watch bad TV commercials!

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Good Cop/Hollywood Cop: "Confess or my partner will make you read his screenplay."

Good Cop/Hollywood Cop: "Confess or my partner will make you read his screenplay." mockup

Good Cop/Hollywood Cop: "Confess or my partner will make you read his screenplay."

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'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.' mockup

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

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"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach." mockup

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

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Ontological Inquirer Gifts Collection

Ontological Inquirer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the ontological inquirer—rich in humor and thought-provoking quotes that make mornings more meaningful.

Ontological Inquirer Pillows

Discover pillows that bring philosophical wit and comfort together—perfect for creating a contemplative and cozy space for the ontological inquirer.

Ontological Inquirer Prints

Browse prints that inspire deep thinking and philosophical reflection—ideal for adorning the walls of any curious ontological inquirer.

Ontological Inquirer T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that celebrate intellectual curiosity and existential pondering—great for the ontological inquirer who loves to think and wear their thoughts.