Metaphysical Inquirer Gifts

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'If we have everlasting life, what about entropy?'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"

"If God is omnipotent and wholly good, whence evil?!?"

Antibody Metaphysics. But in a larger sense, aren't we really pro-body?

Astral Projecting Babushkas

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

Department of Metaphysics.

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

'I still don't understand quantum theory.'

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

"Well Albert, this certainly explains your unshakable conviction that the earth is flat."

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome Back.

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

An awareness of the human condition momentarily held up the breakfast preparations.

"Do you think after you die, nothing will happen?"

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

"When I ask you what you're thinking about and you say 'Nothing', is that 'nothing' as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?"

Metaphysical Bike Parts.